just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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