So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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