So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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