Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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