I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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