Acid is not a monday night drug
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My vagina is officially offended.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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