Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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