so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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