My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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