So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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