The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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