We're like a lot better than the average bears
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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