3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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