I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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