I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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