oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I bet he comes in French.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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