i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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