This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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