i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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