yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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