i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Randomize