Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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