no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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