playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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