did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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