sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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