He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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