Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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