If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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