Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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