How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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