i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Do vagina's smell?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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