ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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