Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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