One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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