The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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