with your own penis?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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