Yo dont text me then not text me
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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