So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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