im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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