it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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