Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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