Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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