so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I understand Curling. That high.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There r osticjed everywhere
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
do nipples grow back?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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