Barsexuality is the new black.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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