Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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