the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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