Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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