holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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