gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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