Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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