next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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