Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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a search helicopter?!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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