He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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