I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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